‘My Mummy farts when she sleeps!’ 10 times readers were MORTIFIED by their kids
Kids don’t give a damn who’s listening Kids. You spend years looking forward to the moment they can chat to you, then many more years wondering if they’re ever going to stop talking for just one second. Especially when there are other people around. Thing is, kids don’t give a damn about who’s listening; if […]
4 years ago
15 things I never thought I would say – and then I had kids
A lot is said about the amazingly cute, funny and straight-out mortifying things children can come out with. And they do. At lightning speed. A source of constant stress and motherhood guilt is that I keep forgetting to write down in their respective baby books all the stuff my 5- and 2-year-old say that is […]
6 years ago
You won’t believe what this 3-year-old did in the MIDDLE of his parents wedding
When you gotta go, you gotta go. Especially if you are three and recently fully potty-trained. Which is exactly what happened when Hannah and Ben Lienert from Australia were just about to say their I do’s, staring lovingly into each others eyes, only to be brought back to reality with a thump by their three-year-old […]
11 years ago
Whoops! This little girl drew a picture of her mum that raised a few eyebrows…
Prepare for the funniest thing you’ll see all day. A lot is said about the crazy stuff kids say that can make for some absolutely MORTO moments, but remember this: Words are not their only method of communication. Oh no. They can hang us with their crayons too. Which is exactly what happened to this […]
11 years ago
Dad turns every ridiculous thing his kids have said into book
Everyone who has children will know that they frequently say crazy things. Often at the worst possible time. But as a parent, I bet you have noticed yourself coming out with some rather bizarre sentences too. As did Nathan Ripperger, a video producer and graphic designer from Iowa in the US. Nathan, a father of […]
11 years ago
15 #Preschool gems that will make your day
Kids: they say the darndest things. Oh, if only there was a way to keep track of every strange and unusual phrase or sentence that came out of the mouths of babes. Turns out, there is! Parents the world over have been taking to Twitter’s @PreschoolGems to share the hilarious nuggets of wisdom uttered by […]
11 years ago