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FACE. PALM. 8 times I have fully pissed myself since giving birth

FACE. PALM. 8 times I have fully pissed myself since giving birth

Since giving birth to my second child (current nickname: Boobface) I have been almost continually COVERED in …. *shiver*… fluids.  Fluids of all descriptions. So much fluids that at one point I posited the idea that I might start an artisanal breast milk ricotta company. Yum. Would vegans be able to eat breast milk ricotta? […]

10 years ago