lachlan

Finally, now we can all get on with our lives. It seems like almost eighty-seven years ago that Rebecca White was held captive by Mrs Sykes and presumed dead after Lachlan apparently killed her even though he didn’t because she was very much alive and simply waiting to make her escape. And she did that […]

8 years ago

Grim. We’re as sick of Lachlan as you are. He’s the worst, he’s too dramatic, this story has gone on far too long and we’re all far too aware of it – we know, like. We know. Thankfully though, it looks as if the whole murdering teen thing is going to come to an end […]

8 years ago

Ah, Jesus, c’mon lads. Look, we all like a bit of Emmerdale.  Like, we don’t actually watch the show outside of work hours and can’t exactly follow most or any of the storylines without the help of a search engine, but whatever, it’s a good soap, it’s got drama, and it’s a nice way to […]

8 years ago

Ah, god. Lachlan killed Rebecca in Emmerdale recently. Or did he, like? Nobody actually knows and the show is doing a seriously questionable job of keeping us all interested on whether that lad has actually murdered her or not. Is she in the suitcase? Is she still in the cabin? Is she dead at all? […]

8 years ago

Are you still watching?

8 years ago

Ah, god. Last night, Emmerdale fans would have been glad to know that Rebecca is still very much alive and that Lachlan hasn’t killed her just yet. Good news all round, right? Nah, not really actually though because Lachlan hasn’t been keeping Rebecca in a five star hotel in the quiet countryside, he’s had her […]

8 years ago