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Happy Father’s Day: The Top 10 Funniest Dad Tweets Of All Time

Published 14:13 15 May 2016 BST

Updated 12:05 19 Jun 2016 BST

Sophie White
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The funniest dads of Twitter are putting the LOL back into dad jokes. The twitter handles alone are so good, ya gotta love @XplodingUnicorn. Here're 10 of the best Dad Tweets currently kickin' around the internet. Tweet #1 t1 Tweet #2 t2 Tweet #3 t3 Tweet #4 t4 Tweet #5 t5 Tweet #6 t6 Tweet #7 t7 Tweet #8 t8 Tweet #9 t9 Tweet #10 t10 Our resident dad columnist, Today FM DJ Dave Moore is by far the funniest dad we know (soz various husbands/partners/baby daddies), his column about his friends real life parenting confessions is beyond hilarious...
"A few weeks back, I sent an email to a bunch of my friends who are parents and asked them to email me their confessions about stuff they’ve done. I promised anonymity. I will deliver anonymity to everyone involved; everyone involved, that is, except me. So, here goes: When Andrew, now five, was really small, he was asleep on my chest. I was lying on a giant bean-bag. I really needed to pee but, obviously, couldn’t move without waking him up. Bizarrely, Andrew managed to pee through his nappy and onto me. I was covered in wee and so, rather than wake him, I just went in my clothes. Not my finest hour."
Read the full column here.