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Published 13:30 30 Apr 2019 BST
Updated 13:27 30 Apr 2019 BST
Add us as a preferred source on Google »"I turned this into an elaborate story about a cow that would sneek into our house every night to try and lick his hair because the cow thought it was a carrot (hes a red head). "Managed to convince him to sleep with a carrot for a few nights haha because I said the cow would eat that insted of his hair. "Then each night either me or his dad would take a bite out of the carrot to prove the night cow had been." [x]
"She walked around covering her ears up all the time. Picture a 4 yr old earnestly telling you something with their ears covered and elbows straight out. "'Yes, I washed my hands.' 'Nope, that’s not my popcorn on the couch.'" [x]
"I told her that when it came off that the toenail fairy would bring her money if she saved it and put it under her pillow. "My wife was not amused, but the toenail fairy pays a lot. "Later she told her kindergarten teacher that the toenail fairy came and gave her 20 bucks. Heard about that one in a parent teacher conference..." [x]
"They didn't believe me at first bc I mess with them way too much. So I 'planted' and egg and a week later replaced with an eggplant." [x]
"My brother and I would peel our bananas and literally brag to each other about how much sugar ours had. "'Mine has 3 sugar spots!' ... 'So? Mine has 4!' "Now that I’m a parent, I think my dad was a genius - and I can hardly wait to start using this on my daughter." [x]