Shop in trouble for sticking googly eyes on fish to make them seem fresh

Why am I crying?

Sometimes, you read something on the Internet that just makes you laugh out loud. And for me, usually those stories are weird, rather than actually funny. My latest laugh-out-loud tale involves some crafty fish mongers. Stay with me here... A shop in Kuwait is facing closure for sticking googly eyes onto fish, to make them appear fresh. And I am deceased by this news. https://twitter.com/MatthewJDalby/status/1036009792060436481 A video of these trickster fish was circulated locally through Whatsapp, and now the shop is in serious trouble. Rightly, but still, 10/10 for effort I say. Pictures, including one showing one of the fake eyes slipping off, have been shared on social media by bloggers and a local newspaper Al Bayan. You couldn't make this up.